April Fools’ day has come and gone, however amidst all of the jokes got here the reveal of a really actual and really severe addition to the BioWare retailer’s line of Mass Impact merchandise: Garrus Vakarian physique pillow covers. When you’ll have to provide your personal pillow to suit contained in the prolonged 20 x 53-inch cowl, the merchandise is a tastefully sultry illustration of everybody’s favourite Turian that does not veer off into Rule 34 territory.
In case you’re within the temper to snuggle up with a cotton space-cop, you can grab the body pillow cover right here on the BioWare retailer for $35.
Launched all the best way again within the first Mass Effect recreation, Garrus has been a fan-favorite character all through his appearances within the authentic trilogy. Shepard’s Citadel associate within the first recreation and a possible romance possibility for feminine Shepard within the second and third video games, Garrus has all the time been a dependable ally. As a physique pillow, not less than he’ll all the time be there for you once you want a snug shoulder to lean on.
In case you’d desire to revisit your adventures with Garrus, then Might’s launch of the Mass Effect Legendary Edition will assist reunite you along with your beloved Normandy crew member. If that is nonetheless not sufficient Turian for you, a limited-edition Garrus Vakarian statue from BioWare ought to maintain you happy.